For those on a low cholesterol diet this Christmas but not wishing 
                  to give up on the cheese altogether this might well be the album 
                  to save your festive indulging. This is as cheesy as a cheese 
                  stick bathed in stilton, dusted with parmesan and dunked in 
                  a fondue. I loved it. Take the super-skilled Dallas Wind Symphony, 
                  add Prof. Johnson hi-fi engineering, some ear-tickling arrangements 
                  and a healthy dollop of not-taking-it-all-too-seriously and 
                  you have a recipe for a really enjoyable alternative Christmas 
                  disc. That the tongue is firmly in the cheek is clear from the 
                  liner which gently parodies Christmas Texan-style “… 
                  unlike everything else in Texas, real Texas snowmen are really 
                  really small…”. But don’t confuse light-hearted 
                  or tongue in cheek with anything in the slightest bit second-rate 
                  or ill-considered. If the thought of any version of “Have 
                  yourself a merry little Christmas”” or “Chestnuts 
                  roasting on an open fire” is going to have you reach for 
                  your bumper box of humbug humbugs to suck on stick with the 
                  choir of King’s College - this is most certainly not for 
                  you. 
                    
                  Get past the preconception and there’s actually an interesting 
                  and diverse programme of styles and arrangements offered here. 
                  Not that I do not like everything equally - but isn’t 
                  that the case with Christmas presents too! The Dallas Wind Symphony 
                  are around 55 strong with full wind and brass sections filled 
                  out ‘extra’ instruments such as Euphoniums and Flugelhorns, 
                  saxophones and even a contra-alto clarinet. I have no idea what 
                  that last instrument is. The presence of a harp, piano and organ 
                  in certain pieces subtly tweak the aural character from ‘just’ 
                  wind and brass to something more symphonic. All of the music 
                  presented here arranges well-known melodies associated with 
                  Christmas to a varying degree. The one that sticks out as being 
                  not especially seasonal is Jesu Joy of Man’s Desiring 
                  [track 3]. This is a beautifully moulded performance with the 
                  rich lower sonorities of the Symphony blending to produce a 
                  wonderfully sonorous and well shaped interpretation. Nice little 
                  glints on the harp and a subtle underpinning from the timpani 
                  reinforce the impression that this is a very skilful arrangement. 
                  Before that there’s a newy and an oldy to open the programme. 
                  John Wasson’s Festival Fanfare for Christmas is 
                  very much in the style of the numerous John Williams’ 
                  fanfares out of Danny Elfman and the recording immediately exhibits 
                  the Prof. Johnson trademarks of very extended bass response 
                  [organ pedals and bass drum having a field day] and a wide dynamic 
                  range with plenty of detail. Occasionally I think this can be 
                  too much of a good thing but it certainly brings an exciting 
                  dynamism to proceedings. That being said the wind band version 
                  of Leroy Anderson’s Sleigh Ride is just ever so slightly 
                  staid. A couple of curios in the transcription; when the main 
                  theme goes into a swinging eight bar phrase in the middle a 
                  rather deadening marching band bass drum part has been added 
                  that kills the feel and then at the end we get a pair of trumpets 
                  whinnying instead of the usual one. 
                    
                  David Lovrien is one of the Symphony’s long-time saxophonists 
                  and he is the arranger behind the hugely enjoyable Minor 
                  Alteration: Christmas through the Looking Glass. The “what-if” 
                  premise here is to take well-known Christmas tunes [again!] 
                  but play them in minor keys. It’s a rather fun mini-quiz 
                  seeing how quickly you can work out name that tune. Some are 
                  more hidden than others. There is no mention of this in the 
                  liner but I wonder if a second inspiration/layer of arranging 
                  was to do these tunes as if they had been taken out of Fiddler 
                  on the Roof. Certainly there’s a faux-Russian peasant 
                  feel that’s very funny. “Santa Claus is coming to 
                  town” as an um-cha minor key dance is great. Likewise 
                  Jingle Bells [again again already!] as a Matchmaker-cum-Mancini 
                  waltz is a particularly subtle version. The closing Wedding 
                  Dance meets the Nutcracker Trepak meets “Now’s the 
                  Season” is a tour de force of arranging and playing. I 
                  could live without the two tracks where the arranging tiptoes 
                  into big-band/lounge. Nice playing - certainly from lead sax 
                  Don Fabian - but I do not respond to a wind band trying to sound 
                  not like a wind band. That Pops standards can work for a Symphonic 
                  Wind line-up is proved with both the lush Have yourself a 
                  merry little Christmas [track 7]and the percussion-led 
                  and effectively minimalist Deck the Halls [track 9. The 
                  second Leroy Anderson contribution is the grand-daddy of Christmas 
                  medleys - his Christmas Festival - originally for full 
                  orchestra - is still one of the best. The liner notes that conductor 
                  Junkin gets hate mail if they do not include it in their seasonal 
                  programmes - welcome to Texas. More curiosities in the transcription 
                  here. The organ pedals rather overwhelm the daunted clarinets 
                  in the lovely version of Silent Night yet at the end when the 
                  full organ should thunder out holding a chord over the orchestral 
                  stabs there is nothing at all. An error of judgement by whoever 
                  cut those from the original for sure. 
                    
                  Just in case you have the memory of a goldfish and have forgotten 
                  that you have heard Jingle Bells several times already track 
                  10 is a fantasy devoted to it and it alone. By now one should 
                  be heartily sick of it but you know what, the sheer good natured 
                  ebullience of this version sweeps all that aside. The longest 
                  piece by some distance is Alfred Reed’s Russian Christmas 
                  Music. This does consist of traditional Russian folk and 
                  Orthodox music but since - to me at least - the melodies are 
                  less familiar this emerges as more of an original work rather 
                  than an arrangement. The integration of the Orthodox chants 
                  reminded on more than one occasion of Rimsky-Korsakov’s 
                  Russian Easter Festival Overture. Enjoyable as the programme 
                  is as a whole this piece does offer a welcome respite from the 
                  relentless up-tempo bonhomie of the rest of the disc. It also 
                  offers the Symphony the opportunity to display some beautifully 
                  poetic solo playing from some of the wind who get rather submerged 
                  in the antics of the other music. That being said the powerful 
                  climax around the 11:00 mark is cinematically impressive. 
                    
                  The disc closes with Christmas and Sousa Forever. Its 
                  one of those old-fashioned ‘musical switches’ so 
                  we get the piccolo descant of Stars and Stripes forever over 
                  a transmuted Rudolf the Red nosed Reindeer as just one example. 
                  Clever but for some reason it doesn’t make me smile. The 
                  liner advises; “If you’re looking for the ultimate 
                  Christmas/Sousa mash-up, look no further.” Perhaps I wasn’t. 
                  But it would be quite wrong to end this review on a bah-humbug. 
                  Great fun, well played, spectacular engineering - pass the port. 
                  I’ll leave the last word to the liner; “Merry Christmas 
                  y’all!” 
                    
                  Nick Barnard