This concert provided stimulating 
          and adventurous programming. Mozart began the proceedings (just so the 
          audience could orient itself); then two works for bandoneon and string 
          quartet before Smetana’s under-played and under-appreciated first quartet, 
          ‘From my life’.
        
        But did it work? If they had dropped 
          the Piazzolla (of which more later), it may well have stood a chance. 
          First, though, came a performance of Mozart’s E flat Quartet, K428 (1783) 
          of remarkable depth and unanimity (with only some suspect first violin 
          tuning distracting from the overall impression). The ABQ plays with 
          such ravishing beauty that anything remotely harsh seems anathema to 
          its members. Octaves were supremely together, fortes were given with 
          a warm yet burnished tone and tempi were always well chosen. The Minuetto 
          brought with it the most smiles (to contrast with the trio’s darker 
          hues) and the first movement brought the most gasps, as the players 
          responded to Mozart’s melodic interplay almost telepathically. On the 
          minus side, if the disconnected opening of the finale had charm, it 
          maybe lacked the final soupçon of wit.
        
        Adieu Satie by Austrian 
          composer Kurt Schwertsik (b. 1935) was fascinating. Schwertsik evidently 
          has a great sense of humour: if there is a chamber music equivalent 
          to the most fun you can have with your clothes on, this was it. Out 
          of the initial dissonance emerged a distorted dance, as if one was listening 
          to curiously familiar music through some sort of circus-mirror. Compositionally, 
          the piece was both suave and cheeky. There was a most beautiful moment, 
          though, when the bandoneon became part of the string quartet texture, 
          imbuing the sound with a silvery tinge. Bandoneonist Per Arne Glorvigen 
          enjoyed every second: so did the ABQ, and so did the audience.
        
        To move from Schwertsik to Piazzolla 
          was the equivalent of moving from bandoneon to blandoneon. The Four 
          Tango Sensations was a succession of four examples of mind-numbing 
          banality. In the final piece, ‘Fear’, the cellist begins banging his 
          instrument: had he had enough, too? Perhaps the secret of Piazzolla’s 
          success, with his overtly nostalgic bent, is that he provides the perfect 
          opportunity to disengage one’s brain …
        
        Squeeze-box Meister Glorvigen 
          even played an encore, but already enough had been enough. ‘Gagging 
          for Smetana’ is not a phrase I thought I would ever use in a review, 
          but it seems curiously apposite on this occasion.
        
        Bedrich Smetana’s First Quartet, 
          ‘From my life’, is the music of a tortured soul. The first three movements 
          are overtly nostalgic (the nostalgia truly touching in Smetana’s case), 
          while the finale’s dance is desperately and suddenly interrupted by 
          the onset of the composer’s deafness (a musical depiction of the tinnitus 
          the composer suffered from). 
        
        The first movement’s opening provided 
          an opportunity for violist Thomas Kakuska to blossom. His playing was 
          heartfelt and emotive, contrasting with the later tremendous energy 
          (which here verged on mania). In fact, as solo contributions go, it 
          was difficult to pick between Kakuska and cellist Valentin Erben’s sonorous 
          intensity in the Largo sostenuto. Importantly, this slow movement gave 
          the ABQ an opportunity to show that it can play with raw power (almost 
          with its defences down). If the finale was a little hard-pressed and 
          would have benefited from more abandon, the tinnitus effect here was 
          visceral and the fragmentary, dying ending enormously touching.
        
        While the Mozart brought forth 
          everything one might expect from this source, and the bandoneon items 
          provided roughly equal amounts of amusement and frustration, it was 
          the Smetana that exemplified the greatness of the Alban Berg Quartet.
        Colin Clarke