This work was written 
                for the "Überbrettl" 
                (Super cabaret) in Berlin which allowed 
                no alcohol or tobacco but featured nudity 
                and sexually explicit drama on stage. 
                The overture sets the scene with a gong, 
                a sinuous oboe passage, and pentatonic 
                phrases, and the chorus sings a hymn 
                to Osiris, who was the Egyptian God 
                of, among other things, fertility. Matters 
                continue with a kind of Ketèlbey-style 
                orientalism. The tunes are sprightly 
                and lilting but utterly unmemorable, 
                the German diction clear so you don’t 
                miss any of the risqué jokes 
                and double entendres. A few titles of 
                selections give the idea here: "...Meine 
                Kleine Liebesflöte," "Anton, 
                steck’ den Degen ein...." 
              
 
              
The title refers to 
                Cleopatra’s (or as it is usually declaimed, 
                clay-OH-pa-tra, as in OOM-pa-pa.) alleged 
                use of pearls dissolved in wine as an 
                aphrodisiac, and the show tells the 
                stories of four lovers, one pearl for 
                each lover. Will a pearl actually dissolve 
                in wine? Possibly, if the wine is very 
                acidic and the pearl is genuine, but 
                it would take a long time, make the 
                wine bubble, and leave a gritty sludge 
                in the glass. The alleged aphrodisiac 
                properties of the resulting calcium 
                tartrate have not been extensively explored 
                in the literature. But authenticity 
                is obviously not a concern here. Cleopatra’s 
                gown looks more Minoan than Egyptian, 
                and Mark Antony is dressed in Alpine 
                lederhosen and a green cap with 
                a fan of feathers. 
              
 
              
Morenike Fadayomi made 
                a lovely Cleopatra to judge by the colour 
                cover picture of her striking an appropriately 
                angular "Egyptian" pose in 
                her golden gown. The musical performance 
                is excellent—the singers all have the 
                proper voices for this kind of theatre 
                and the pit band plays with the appropriate 
                tongue-in-cheek solemnity at times, 
                and with proper German OOM-pa lilt at 
                others. The stunning clarity of the 
                SACD surround tracks further ensures 
                the intelligibility of the dialogue. 
                But the producers missed an opportunity: 
                a little hooting, stamping, gasping, 
                and laughing from the audience would 
                have made it a lot more fun, and even 
                more authentic, especially in surround 
                sound. With all the blank space on the 
                disks, they could have given us some 
                of the selections both with and without 
                the audience participation. As it is, 
                the audience, if there was one, is dead 
                quiet, and all the jokes fall flat. 
              
 
              
Apparently the absolute 
                limit on an SACD is such that a 76 minute 
                program must be split between two disks, 
                but the producers have the good grace 
                to apologise for this necessity. Hopefully 
                the sale price will reflect the fact 
                that these two disks are each only about 
                half full. 
              
 
              
Paul Shoemaker