"Something exotic, something erotic…there's 
  something for everyone… tragedy tomorrow, but - Comedy Tonight!"  Just 
  one or two funny lines from A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Forum, 
  the opening number (of sixteen) in this highly amusing collection of Sondheim's 
  more risible songs from his shows.  All calculated to raise a smile or two or 
  more…
Millicent Martin muses, "but ohhh, 'can that 
  boy Foxtrot' a grocery clerk he's not too clean and quite mean. As dumb bells 
  go, he's rather slow - but "who needs Albert Schweizer when the lights 
  low?"  And when David Kernan prises his spouse and tells Millicent 'You 
  must meet my wife', he enthuses "She twitters" - "What is she 
  a bird?" and that "She'd strike you as unenlightened", to which 
  Milly ripostes tartly, "No, I'd strike her first!" 
The great late lamented Madeleine Kahn (Blazing 
  Saddles, Young Frankenstein and What's Up Doc?) gets ever 
  more panicky on her wedding day.  Exchange with her fiancé: – "Where are 
  my cufflinks?"  "On the dresser right next to my suicide note".  
  And the heavenly choir.  "Bless the bride totally insane, slipping down 
  the drain… and bless this day in our hearts as it starts to rain (thunder and 
  lightening…"     
Angela Lansbury muses that innumerable cats have 
  disappeared as she boasts, from Sweeney Todd, that she makes The Worst 
  Pies in London and how she invites Sweeney Todd (Leon Cariou) to taste A 
  Little Priest (not as bland as curate). ("Is that Squire on the fire?") 
  
Debbie Shapiro, Faith Princer and Susann Fletcher 
  bemoan their lives as strippers in 'You've gotta have a gimmick' from Gypsy.  
  "You can pull all the stops out 'til they call the cops out, grind 
  your behind until you're bare but you gotta have a gimmick to get ahead… You 
  can sacrifice your sacro.. working in the back row but you gotta have a gimmick 
  … I do it with a horn!"  
Cleo Laine's handsome young guard had warned her  
  "…once is nice but I never do anything twice…" in 'The Little Things 
  You Do Together' from Company. Since then she has stipulated when dealing 
  with barons, bishops etc – "Once yes, once, once is a lark but twice looses 
  the spark… Once is delicious but twice can be vicious or just repetitious…"   
  
Just a few of the laughs in Comedy Tonight – a tonic. 
  
	  
	  
	  
        
Ian Lace        
        
        
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