This is, in my opinion, a very strange book. The title is clearly directed
	at people who have some degree of interest in opera, or perhaps may be tempted
	to buy it as a gift for a friend who is interested in opera. And yet the
	book is unremittingly hostile to opera itself, the composers who write it
	and, presumably by association, the  purchasers of this book.
	
	The format consists of a chronologically ordered rag-bag collection of historical
	and biographical facts, which in the interests of charity I will assume have
	been accurately researched. These are interspersed with the author's opinions
	and asides presented in a relentlessly facetious, and sarcastically jokey
	manner, presumably intended to amuse, but which for me, failed dismally.
	
	Now normally I subscribe to the view that if you don't like it, don't review
	it. I also have considerable respect and sympathy for all authors, and therefore
	hoped that the reading experience would be entertaining and, in view of the
	title, insightful. Therefore, when at first I found irritation rather than
	pleasure, I attributed the shortcoming to myself, and simply put the book
	down to be reappraised at a more propitious time.
	
	Several attempts later, despite finding that the irritation was consistent
	in its presence, but increasing in magnitude, I decided, mistakenly as it
	transpired, to grit my teeth and carry on to the bitter end, still in the
	desperate hope that somewhere some redeeming feature was to be found.
	
	Sadly there was none that I could perceive, other than that, in his dedication
	of the book the author lists a number of composers, all of whom "knew
	better than to write any operas" (my italics).
	
	It can reasonably be claimed therefore, that Mr. Barber has honestly nailed
	his colours to the mast from the very outset, so perhaps we had been warned.
	But who reads dedications before buying a book? Not me, although I will in
	future.
	
	The reason that I have made an exception to my rule of not reviewing the
	disagreeable is, I believe, justified by Mr Barber's complete lack of compunction
	about blatantly slagging-off a host of composers from Bellini to Wagner,
	none of whom are around to defend themselves, and many of whose operas have
	stood the test of time and, undoubtedly, given great pleasure to generations
	of music lovers, including myself.
	
	I also feel that having endured his particular opus right through to the
	bitter end, I have earned the right to get my own back.
	
	In fairness to him, the book contains glowing references from Maureen Forrester
	and Anna Russell, ladies whose musical stature is considerable, whereas I,
	to put it mildly, have none.
	
	However, what damns this book irretrievably in my view, is its complete lack
	of humility, tolerance, or affection for its victims and, unlike the august
	ladies mentioned above, for me, it contains less wit than a custard-pie routine.
	
	Don't take my word for it. Just be sure to sample before buying; almost any
	paragraph should suffice.
	
	As a final aside, I find it interesting but somewhat inconsistent that he
	is quoted in the Author's Note as wishing that could claim kinship with the
	excellent Samuel Barber. This is a composer whose music I, among many, enjoy
	greatly, but whose all too brief output did include, dare I say it....operas.
	
	Reviewer
	
	David Dyer