Orchestral Concerts: Disasters-in-Waiting 
              by Arthur Butterworth
              MISHAPS in orchestral performance are something 
                all players have anxiety about from time to time.
              
              If amateur players feel nervous they are not 
                by any means alone, for professionals not infrequently are plagued 
                in this way too, although a year-in, year-out routine does engender 
                a certain blasé attitude and self-confidence in 
                much the same way as a steeplejack might regard his next day’s 
                job of repointing a mill-chimney. Still, accidents happen on occasion 
                even to the most competent and self-assured.
              
              As with car-driving, the less experienced one 
                is, the more nervous one is likely to be on a busy motorway — 
                and being timid often makes one vulnerable. So with orchestral 
                playing: amateur players are often anxious, scared or not quite 
                confident of their ability to get safely through some particularly 
                difficult passage. When, on the other hand, accidents happen to 
                professional players the cause is more likely to be overconfidence, 
                carelessness and not paying proper attention to what is in hand 
                (like the young stock-broker whiz-kid deeply absorbed in fixing 
                up a deal with Tokyo on his car-phone while negotiating a contra-flow 
                on the M25 in the early morning rush-hour).
              
              Of course the obvious accidents are sheer bad 
                luck: a broken string, a key-spring coming loose, or a harp-pedal 
                sheering off - but then think of organists and all the awful possibilities 
                of mechanical malfunctions in their instruments! It is 
                not often that the listener is really aware of the many trivial 
                accidents that befall professional orchestral performances: fluffed 
                entries. split notes, coming in at the wrong place, wrong transpositions 
                (horn players and trumpeters are especially prone to this), not 
                watching the beat (or what is far more likely — the character 
                on the box not giving the right beat in the right place!) Somehow, 
                most of these heart-thumping near-misses go unnoticed. But not 
                always.
              
              What seems certain is that the players concerned 
                in incidents of this kind NEVER 
              forget even years afterwards. I have several 
                such horror stories in my dark cupboard of memory and can thus 
                never hear the works concerned without being painfully aware of 
                the disaster which once struck at this or that point. Such is 
                the slow movement of the Symphony no 2 in D by Sibelius 
                when as trumpeters in 1949, my colleague and I both failed to 
                come in at the very climax, leaving a deafening silence —and attracting 
                threatening KGB-like looks from the conductor that suggested we 
                might spend the next decade or two in some nightmarish musical 
                Lubianka. The next week we both made up for it (in Bartók’s 
                Concerto for Orchestra) by coming in fortississimo on 
                a high unison 'A' a bar too soon! This long-suffering conductor 
                had a long memory. Whenever we played the Symphonie Fantastique 
                of Berlioz be would invariably turn to the second violins 
                with an acid smile and say to a second desk player, ‘Now, Mr Coia, 
                remember to watch me this time!’ — recalling a little misunderstanding 
                of fifteen years earlier.
              
              But for all that players are sometimes at fault, 
                their shortcomings are as nothing compared to those of conductors. 
                (Conducting is a hazardous and nerve-wracking job - that is why 
                (did you not know?) big-time conductors are paid such vast fees: 
                it is danger money they get for doing the job!] I have 
                made quite a few stupid mistakes in my time — ridiculous, quite 
                inexcusable incidents: missing a beat here, putting in one-too-many 
                there, and so on. Players, by and large, take all this in their 
                stride and are generous in not holding it against you. But really 
                duff conductors don’t get away with it for long, not with a professional 
                orchestra anyway. One safe — well, anyway, good —escape is to 
                keep the beat going by doing a kind of circular motion like a 
                ringmaster flaying his whip round when commanding the big cats 
                at the circus. The players can choose which part of the circle 
                to latch on to (not that they will all latch on to the same 
                part of the circle, mark you, but there can be no court of 
                inquiry afterwards, since it all looks efficient enough 
                — and the audience likes the balletic display anyway).
              
              Conducting from memory is a debatable point: 
                the objectors to this practice maintain that the great conductors 
                of the past never showed off in this manner, but relied on having 
                the aide memoire of the score in front of them on every 
                occasion no matter how well they knew it from memory. However, 
                there is a valid reason for dispensing with the score if at all 
                possible and it is this: when using a score a conductor inevitably 
                has to divide his attention between it and the players. The score 
                is in effect a large book, whose pages be must turn on average 
                every ten bars or so. Now this act of turning over the pages is 
                not merely a lot of wasted effort: it results in lack of attention 
                to the players. A conductor ought really to be so familiar 
                with the score that for all practical purposes he does indeed 
                know it from memory. If the score is there at all in performance 
                it is primarily as an adjunct to memory and in case anything goes 
                seriously wrong (though what help can this really be, other than 
                to stop and start again?).
              
              The presence of the score can tempt the conductor 
                to rely on it too heavily when he ought really to be concentrating 
                so thoroughly that it becomes merely a hindrance. The score and 
                the stand also do tend to get —in the way of a clear beat and 
                that intimate, subtle communication between conductor and players. 
                Without them the conductor can then communicate by eye contact 
                with the players all the time — unless, of course, like 
                Karajan, he prefers to close his eyes and commune only with himself 
                and ignore the well-drilled players (who, in the Berlin Orchestra 
                of his day never seemed to need him anyway, since they 
                had played the programmes so often that he had probably become 
                surplus to requirements).
              The other essentially practical reason for dispensing 
                with the score is that of eyesight. If you are still fortunate 
                enough not to have to wear spectacles that’s a great advantage, 
                but if you do need them, then that presents conductors with a 
                dilemma, since good vision for the score more often than not means 
                that the players’ faces become a blur, though given that in concert 
                the conductor should not need to read the score in detail (referring 
                to it only for a reminder of broad outlines), a clear vision of 
                the players’ faces is probably more important.
              
              The fashion now is, of course, for all the young 
                whiz-kids to conduct from memory, and their feat is certainly 
                admirable,
              
              Toscanini, one of the greatest of all 20th century 
                maestri, could do no other than conduct from memory since 
                his eyesight was abominably poor (on the other hand, Sir Adrian 
                Boult never conducted without a score). However, though 
                I once made a practice of dispensing with a score for many things, 
                now I generally have it front of me even if the work is very familiar. 
                I came to this decision because I felt that with amateur players 
                particularly this gave a sense of corporate security, and 
                perhaps the ultimate performance benefits as a result.
              
              One conductor I used to play for had indeed a 
                quite phenomenal memory and it rarely let him down; but it did 
                on one occasion in spectacular fashion. The first movement of 
                the César Franck Symphony in D minor bowls along 
                with great gusto - two-in-a-bar - until the big reprise which 
                suddenly puts the brakes on (as if one were hitting a sudden hold-up 
                in a motorway fog) and goes into a very solid four-in-a-bar.
              
              On this occasion he forgot, and went on in overdrive. 
                There was utter chaos. The next morning the distinguished critic 
                in a national newspaper wrote:'...the woodwind whinnied, the brass 
                huffed and puffed, the strings scratched and scraped, the percussion 
                bashed away for all they were worth, but no one knew where they 
                were, least of all the conductor, who, ashen-faced, tried to sort 
                out the mess........'.
              
              Some years later at the Royal Festival Hall, 
                one of the most revered and distinguished of all conductors came 
                to grief in the first few bars of a new work being given 
                its very first performance. There was little he could do but to 
                stop and start again. Before doing so, he courageously turned 
                to the audience and said, with the grave courtesy of a First Lord 
                of the Admiralty announcing to the nation that we had just lost 
                five battleships owing to enemy action, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, 
                I very much regret to say that the blame for this inexcusable 
                misunderstanding is mine and mine alone; the orchestra is in no 
                way to be held responsible for this disastrous incident; accordingly 
                we will begin the symphony again’. This incident was never forgotten 
                by the powers-that-be with the result that this conductor was 
                never again entrusted with a first performance, though he still 
                remained in the public eye and conducted many concerts after that.
              
              The most hilarious accident occurred in Newcastle 
                one dull, routine Sunday afternoon. The concert had not even really 
                begun … there was a certain panache about the playing of the National 
                Anthem but as the very last nobilmente chord rang out 
                fortissimo one of the leather thongs with which the player 
                grasps the clashed cymbals — held flamboyantly high above his 
                head - snapped. ‘DOING, DOING. borng.. boing.. boing.. burlburluroing.. 
                oing.. oing.. brurp.. brruurp.. gedoi-oi-oi-oi-oing... — it 
                rolled down the steps at the side of the stage. Then the concert 
                started.
              
              Arthur Butterworth © November 2003